$MALD
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⚠ Contains traces of cope

SO MAD
YOU'RE
BALDING.

$MALD is the meme coin for the terminally tilted. Every red candle = one more hair on the floor. We're not coping. You are.

APE IN →WTF IS THIS
Malding mascot — a furious red face losing its hair
$MALD✦↑ 0%✦STILL MAD✦HAIR: GONE✦COPE +∞✦RUG? NO. BALD? YES.✦$MALD✦MARKET CAP: RAGE✦WEN MOON??✦$MALD✦↑ 0%✦STILL MAD✦HAIR: GONE✦COPE +∞✦RUG? NO. BALD? YES.✦$MALD✦MARKET CAP: RAGE✦WEN MOON??✦$MALD✦↑ 0%✦STILL MAD✦HAIR: GONE✦COPE +∞✦RUG? NO. BALD? YES.✦$MALD✦MARKET CAP: RAGE✦WEN MOON??✦

THE LORE.

It started with a chart.

Some guy refreshed his portfolio. Then again. Then 400 more times. By sunrise, his pillow was a wig. $MALD was born.

No utility. Just rage.

We don't have a whitepaper. We have a hairline that's running for the hills. Buy it, hate it, cry about it, send it to your enemies.

TOKENOMICS.

1B
Total Supply
One for every hair you've lost
0%
Tax
We're broke, not greedy
100%
LP Burned
Like your scalp
∞
Cope Available
Restocked daily

HOW MAD ARE YOU?

Click the button. Lose hair. It's basically the whitepaper.

0
Hairs lost this session

ROADMAP* *we won't follow it

Q1

Get mad.

Launch. Tweet. Refresh. Spiral.

Q2

Get madder.

List on a DEX nobody's heard of. Argue in Telegram.

Q3

Start balding.

Hair-NFTs. Yes really. Each one is one of your real follicles.

Q4

Full chrome dome.

World domination, or at least a TikTok trend. Same thing.

FAQ.

Is this financial advice?+

It is the opposite of financial advice.

Will I get rich?+

You will get bald. Same energy.

Is the team doxxed?+

Yes. We are doxxed as 'three guys with receding hairlines'.

What's the use case?+

Anger.

JOIN THE RAGE.

Paste this into your wallet of choice. Or don't. We're already balding.

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